Recent Movie Reviews

Closes the door Closes the door

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hey, at least he used a condom.

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Gaysby Gaysby

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I don't get it.

But I feel obligated to approve of this.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

As Hank Hill would say, "Oh my word, it's all toilet sounds!"

Recent Game Reviews

LoZ - Simdate RPG LoZ - Simdate RPG

Rated 3 / 5 stars

My issues with this game:
- Intelligence does nothing
- You can walk at double speed by using both WASD and Arrow Keys
- Music cuts out at random
- Bar fights leave you with 0 energy, even if you one-shot the guy
- Date buttons stop working at random (need to sleep to fix)
- Collision is sticky
- Drinking at the Bar doesn't give points with Malon
- Switching Rooms between Din and Nayru leaves you at the front door, rather than the side door
- Date questions are sometimes asked in repetition
- A girl can only be talked to twice before having to restart the interaction

I understand that this game is dated, and overall, I'm just being picky. For those who are just now playing this game, ignore the intelligence stat. It does nothing.

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Super Chibi Knight Super Chibi Knight

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good game, but god man, the controls.

I found myself accidentally dashing into Spikes countless times. The Double-Tap window needs to be smaller, or I need the ability to turn that off in general.

Also, I found myself mashing buttons a lot, which is fine, but when I'm jumping, hopping, and having a good time, I instantly skip dialog that may have been important. In most cases, I'm able to talk to the NPC again. Still though, there needs to be at least a second delay or so after talking to an NPC before you're able to skip their text.

Lastly, when the controls are stated to the player, the Quest Button needs to be a bit more obvious. It took me a minute or two to see the "Q" Button in the top left.

With that considered, this is still a pretty fun and decent game, but I feel that it lacked the polish the previous game had. The lag and what-not I can understand, but the issues I mentioned are likely to appear on PC and Consoles too.

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BoMToons responds:

The tap lag can be adjusted from the pause menu (press P)

Worm In The Pipes Worm In The Pipes

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

For god's sake man, increase the frame rate. This hurts my eyes.

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Recent Audio Reviews

Memories Memories

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This peaked my interest because I've got a song called "Memories" too.

Your song is pretty cool, I have to admit.

Freezeezy Peak [Ocarina] Freezeezy Peak [Ocarina]

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I found your music through the desktop radio.

Just a general critique, some notes sound a bit sharp and eerie. I'd consider throwing in a lower octave to help balance out the melody.

I still love those classics songs!

Ocarina-Kid responds:

I had no idea there was a desktop radio, shows how oblivious I am haha. Thanks for the general advice and tips, appreciate it! Cheers for the review man.

Luigi's Mansion (Mix)(Cover) Luigi's Mansion (Mix)(Cover)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not Bad

It's sounds good.

I felt that it lacked that good'ol mechanical feel.

Good job.

BowserThedestructive responds:

That's cause it was made with analog synthesis except the drums haha.. That's what I was going for none mechanical. ^_^

Recent Art Reviews

Daphne's cereal malfunction Daphne's cereal malfunction

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fred's in for a big surprise...

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