Total Medals Earned: 1,131 (From 180 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,720 Points
Medals Earned: 3/16 (65/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Lose Wilson too early.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)
Defeat the boss
Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack
Earn 2500 points or more
Beat the boss without upgrading anything
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 2/12 (20/510 points)
Play for 30 minutes
Destroy 500 targets
Click 200 buttons
Earn 63 Novice medals
Complete all 24 campaign stages
Play for 1 hour
Spend 60 minutes in the practice range
Play for 2 hours
Earn 63 Veteran medals
Earn 63 Expert medals
Attain 100% game completion
Play for 3 hours
Medals Earned: 30/30 (500/500 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 20
Beat Level 21
Beat Level 22
Beat Level 23
Beat Level 24
Beat Level 25
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 26
Beat Level 27
Beat Level 28
Beat Level 29
Beat Level 30
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 9/10 (450/460 points)
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
Survive an entire level with a dead tree